i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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