i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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