I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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