Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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