I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
