We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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