i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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