their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Alive.
So much puke
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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