I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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