BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
