About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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