I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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