That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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