garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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