oh god the rape fog is back!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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