we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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