I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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