The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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