I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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