yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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