Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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