It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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