We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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