Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i dont even know how to be here
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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