i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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