AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
