: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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