Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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