sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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