hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I love you. Go after that dick
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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