when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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