Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Oh god it's open bar.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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