loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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