dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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