I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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