My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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