she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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