I puked a lego.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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