I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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