Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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