You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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