I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
