Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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