Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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