O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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