it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
porn star boner night. come get it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Boobs are out for the taking
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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