Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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