haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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