your thong is hanging out like whoa
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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