: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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