spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he fucked my hip out of place.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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