I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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