turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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